Tell Congress that the American people need a strong public health insurance option NOW. (202) 224-3121.

Target Women: You’re Old

Sarah Haskins turned 30 earlier this month, August 3 to be exact, and in celebration of her officially being “old,” she did a special Target Women on what it’s like to be a woman who is old and all of those special little problems that arise as soon as you turn old. Like feeling like a water balloon that’s about to pop and spill very unladylike fluid everywhere or suddenly being made of pipe.

Laundry, the Woman’s Drug of Choice

Notice how there are never men in any commercials or advertisements for laundry; or in that case any household chores? Well that’s because women love doing household chores, but our favorite is most definitely laundry! It’s the woman’s drug of choice; we just can’t help ourselves!

Ellen DeGeneres: Be True to Yourself & Everything Will Be Fine

Ellen DeGeneres gave an incredibly passionate and inspirational commencement speech at Tulane University last week that included some of her own life experience (wanting to be famous, becoming famous, coming out, losing fame, and becoming famous again) and a great deal of humor as only Ellen could pull off effectively. But with all joking aside, Ellen gave an incredibly moving speech with a sentiment that every person needs to be reminded of every once in a while–Be true to yourself and everything will be fine.

Are you sick? Don’t go to the Doctor, Just Watch TV

Do you suffer from “achey face?” “Bear head?” Well, you may be sick. Or do you wear sweatpants too often? Yeah, that means you are depressed and need to sit in front of the television, go down your list of symptoms with commercials for medication and find out which one you need. Like, really, really need. Right now.

A Downpour of Gay People is Coming

And they won’t stop until we’re all gay married!

This is a great parody of National Organization for Marriage’s repulsive PSA full of hate speech, scare tactics, and bigotry.

Your Introduction to Douchebaggery Courtesy of Sarah Haskins

The newest Target Women takes on advertisements for Carl’s Jr. a what I’m assuming to be a fast food joint that profits off of commercials all solely having to do with objectifying women and making men all seem like the carbon copied frat boy with two working braincells.

Face-Amish No More!

Did you hear? America is not playing catch-up with the rest of the world when it comes to science and technology. We have tons of science; oodles of science, even. We’re even getting all science-y in our commercials… in a ploy to confuse the normal woman until she runs out to her closest store and buys every single “age-defying” skin care product on the shelves! Soap and moisturizers are out and “skin science” is in! Yes, we are no longer “face-amish” as Sarah Haskins puts it in the newest Target Women: