Sunday, April 4, 2010

Happy Zombie Day, Everyone!

I was going to be one of those non-confrontational, wish everyone a happy Easter and be done with it kind of folks but I could not resist the temptation to make a reference to the fact that if Jesus rose from the dead he was indeed the original zombie. So there’s your explanation of the title of this post, although by now, with all of the thousands of tweets that have been rolling in wishing people a happy zombie Jesus day, I don’t think it really needed an explanation, but I digress.

So, for your viewing pleasure this Easter Sunday morning, I present you with Big Mean Carl devouring bunnies while covering Stand By Me with the bunnies in his belly doing back-up vocals. Enjoy.

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A'Llyn says:

April 4, 2010 at 4:04 pm

Love it! One of my favorite exclamations (courtesy of “Futurama”) is “Sweet Zombie Jesus!” It would probably be appropriate here.

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Jenny says:

April 5, 2010 at 6:00 pm

LMFAO!!

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Brinstar says:

April 6, 2010 at 3:59 am

I considered Jesus to be a zombie, but as a friend pointed out on Twitter: “Jesus was far too lucid to be a zombie. The focus on blood, elaborate rituals, and conversion make for a more compelling vampire comparison.” Food for thought.

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menstrualpoetry says:

April 7, 2010 at 9:54 pm

That is hilarious. Thanks for letting me know, next year I will be sure to make some Jesus vampire images!

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high ropes course says:

August 5, 2010 at 8:59 am

I couldn’t even imagine this being taken remotely serious if it was not in a holy book. It sounds more like a Romero flick than a historical event.

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